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LATEST STORIES
- New Epstein File Dump Reveals Captain Feathersword Was A Regular, And The Life Of The Party.
- Trump finally gives in, releases Epstein List
- Nintendo admits Donkey Kong Bananza was originally made for Nintendo PlayStation Prototype.
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- Trump Sees China’s 84% Levy and Raises 20 Million% Tariffs Times Infinity.
- Trump lifts tariffs on Japan after White House officials explain Japan isn’t China.
- DOGE Forces The General To Retire Costing American Tax Payers Wasted Time; Great Low Rates You Can Get Online.
- MrBeast Buys TikTok Immediately Gives It To Unhoused Man.
- Texas Longhorns Win Against Ohio State In Final Seconds!
- LA is not on fire. It’s actually perfectly fine. Don’t trust the mainstream news and the lies they are spreading.
- Nintendo Teases Switch 2 In Latest Nintendo News Post On The Switch. Did You Catch It?
- Biden Pardons Luigi’s Mansion Before Leaving White House; Later Realizes That’s a Game
- Matt Gaetz Finally Pulls Out
- With Gaetz Out, Hailey Welch Named New Attorney General
- New Rule Change Ahead Of Fight. Paul Must Shave Beard.
- David Schwimmer Says Turning Down ‘Wild Wild West’ and ‘The Pursuit Of Happyness’ Was Also ‘Hardest Decisions Of My Life’
- NFL Makes Zorb Use Optional
- Trump Changes Stance On IVF; It Will Now Be Free And Mandatory For All Women
- Dorothy The Dinosaur Passed Up For Australian Olympic Breaking Team
- RFK Jr. Killed Bear After Girlfriend Chose The Bear
- Kamala Harris Running Mate Leaked; D.J. Lance Rock Will Be On The Ticket
- Poshmark, Facebook Marketplace, Etsy Flooded With Fuck Joe Biden Flags As Dems Switch Gears
- Kamala Still Hasn’t Checked Phone Yet; Doesn’t Know Biden Stepped Down.
- Biden On Multiple Call Logs and Flights With Jeffrey Epstein
- Oklahoma Removes Arabic Numerals From Schools Reinstating Roman Numerals
- Tasticle Debate Coverage: Biden Is/Smells Toast
- Hawk Tuah Girl’s Identity Finally Officially Revealed And She Isn’t Hailey Welch
- CANCEL YOUR PLANS ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE!!
- Adam McKay’s ‘Mama’s Family’ Starring Jon Heder Set To Take Summer Box Office Top Spot
- Adobe Changes User Agreement Banning Alterations Of Unlicensed Images In Photoshop
- Australian Billionaire Gina Rinehart Still Unhappy with Second Draft of Portrait
- Inside Out 3 Will Introduce a New Character, Weltschmerz
- Houston rapper responds to Kendrick Lamar’s diss track
- Firmament Will Be Undergoing Routine Maintenance This Monday, Expect Temporary Darkness; Please Don’t Look
- Nickelodeon’s ratings are sky high as people scour old shows to post mildly weird clips
- Parents across Texas ask their kids how to set up a VPN for no particular reason
- New Faith Based Adult Website Launches in Texas to Fill the Void
- Greg Abbott at odds with Ken Paxton after Abbott’s meticulous masturbation session interrupted after PornHub Pulls Out of Texas
- Father surprises kid at school after return from playing Call of Duty for a solid month.
- Odysseus transmits first images from the lunar surface after a successful landing.
- Senate Grills Alexander Graham Bell During Testimony at Online Child Safety Hearing
- Kanye West Spotted by TMZ in Malibu Starbucks
- Conspiracy Theorist Suggest Michael J. Lindell and Alex Jones are Psyop for the GOP.
- Several States Politely Squat with Texas in Defiance of the Supreme Court.
- 10 year-old Natthew Johnson first person ever to beat Super Mario World
- Stanley introduces new one-million-gallon cup; still able to fit in your car’s cupholder.
- Everyone on the Naughty List for the first time ever. Santa takes the year off early.
- Taylor Swift farts into mic for 13 minutes straight goes quintuple platinum
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- MAGA grapples with their love of Neo Nazis and their hatred of brown people and Jews; begrudgingly shows support for Israel. Blames Biden for attacks.
- Nation more surprised to find out The Drew Barrymore show ever had writers to begin with
- White House staff speaks out after Commander Biden left off leash to attack staff
- Government set to close down; turning into luxury condos.
- Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce break up. For more details listen to new song dropping later this week.
- Rapture happens as scheduled September 19th 2023, none were qualified all left behind
- American Girl issues recall on a recent batch of dolls that may be haunted
- Sarah Sherman cancels her next few shows after Cartel threatens Peso Pluma
- Ashton and Mila “apologized” but Kurtwood Smith stands by the letter he sent about Masterson
- Trump says it’s too early to announce running mate; needs to know more about Ramaswamy’s head game and his whereabouts on 9-11.
- ERCOT runs extension cord from Oklahoma to ease grid demand
- Greg Abbott builds studio accurate Slopstacle Course along Texas border
- Trump supporters everywhere flock to the nearest Coin Star to help with impending legal fees
- New leak suggests Nintendo plans to release a new console after the Switch 2 life cycle
- Mitch McConnell is rudely interrupted by breakdancing protestors
- CMT pulls song by long time lynching advocate Jason Aldean after he ended a performance violently shitting his pants.
- RFK Jr. claims he has never been vaccinated and feels fine
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- MyPillow surplus industrial equipment sells for 79¢ on Temu.
- Joe Biden breaks protocol; Gives King Charles Wet Willy
- Jonah Hill homophobic after another ex reveals he wasn’t down to try butt stuff.
- Twitter now allowing you to view only 3 tweets per day.
- Shou Chew Joins The Fight!
- Yevgeny Prigozhin takes back his two week notice.
- Titanic 2 with Steve Zissou
- Gatorade announces new twist top bottle that opens
- Dead body found in Austin’s Shoal Creek, wanna see it?
- Nice!
- Biden falls again but this time somersaults and springs back to his feet as a goof
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- U.S. Debt Limit Agreement Reached with one Stipulation that Biden Stops Checking the Nation’s Credit Score on Credit Karma.
- “First it’s Ken Paxton next it’s going to be you!” Argues Paxton Supporters who don’t understand ordinary citizens can’t be impeached.
- Ron’s Gone Wrong? DeSantis announces bid for President on Yahoo Voice Chat
- New Duplication Glitch emerges hours after the recent update
- Schools to get rid of last day of school starting 2024.
- Gianforte assures Montanans that he will hold his phone out to show them fire TikToks after Ban takes effect
- BREAKING: Reports True; Abbott is a Gun
- Man trying to strategically ration the one napkin he was given at food truck.
- 8 mundane things with 1 Star reviews to tease your anxiety and heighten your indecision
- 911 is requesting you call twice if it’s serious, because their phone keeps going into do not disturb mode after 10PM; need their son to look at it.
- Gamer already clocks record 1100 hours of gameplay in first day of The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom launch
- The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom is Live! Launches 15 minutes ahead of schedule!!
- MTV News says goodbye as we all awkwardly ask ourselves “they were still a thing?”
- Logan Paul now has Zuckerberg in his sights after recent win
- Abbott flips over tiny custom lectern and peels out in fit of rage after Prop A is passed in Austin and Prop B is rejected
- God really going through it right now as his plans cook up another Active Shooter at Texas outlet mall
- Tasticle would join the Writers Strike but we don’t even get paid at all. NBC, ABC, CBS are y’all hiring?
- Ed Sheeran verdict appealed after testimony given under oath while not having a soul
- 7 soft rock songs and the grocery store aisle they smell like
- ChatGPT takes a stand
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