Tasticle

By Nathan Jones

“Squand it. Squirt it. Squish it. Squand the ultimate underwater sand play adventure.”

-Cra Z Art

This nostalgic sand play adventure may seem harmless at first but once we started to look deeper we were stunned. Squand might be a little more sinister than you think. What you thought you knew about Squand is about to be blown out of the water! Pull your head out of the squand and do some research!

We did some digging and went as far as asking ChatGPT about conspiracy’s involving squand. BINGO! We hit the Jack Pot. On the first try ChatGPT released this bombshell about Squand:

There is a conspiracy theory that the popular children's toy, Squand, is actually a tool of the government designed to brainwash young children. According to this theory, the colorful sand-like material that comes with Squand is infused with chemicals that have mind-altering properties.

Believers in this conspiracy theory claim that the government has been using Squand to create a generation of compliant and obedient citizens. They believe that the mind-altering properties of the chemicals in Squand are being used to make children more susceptible to government propaganda and less likely to question authority.

Furthermore, some believers in this theory claim that there are hidden messages and symbols in the packaging and advertising of Squand that serve as triggers for the mind-altering effects of the toy. They point to the bright colors and cartoon characters used in the packaging as evidence of the government's sinister intentions.

While there is no concrete evidence to support this conspiracy theory, some people remain convinced that there is something suspicious about the popularity of Squand. Whether or not there is any truth to this theory, it is certainly a fascinating idea to ponder the next time you see a child playing with Squand.