7 soft rock songs and the grocery store aisle they smell like

By Nathan Jones 
& Guest Contributor Jinx Jones

1. Toto – Africa

Smells like: The Produce aisle


2. Peter Cetera – Glory of Love

Smells like: The Cereal aisle


3. Elton John – I’m Still Standing

Smells like: The Dairy aisle


4. The Hooters – And We Danced

Smells like: The Condiment aisle and OMG I used to love this song! This was my fkn JAM back in the day!


5. Bruce Hornsby, The Range – The Way It Is

Smells like: The Paper Goods and Cleaning Supplies aisle


6. Starship – Sara

Smells like: The Pharmacy


7. Kim Carnes – Betty Davis Eyes

Smells like: The Canned Vegetables aisle


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