Tasticle

By Nathan Jones

Don’t worry people this is all part of his great and glorious plan. Please keep the thoughts and prayers coming as it might somewhat help influence his divine plan he has for us I suppose but he seems to be doing whatever he feels like these day with no rhyme or reason.

“It’s all part of the show.”

-spokesman for God

After the latest of many active shootings we are trying to piece the puzzle together to see what message or weird lesson God is trying to teach us. Some think this is his divine way of saying “let their be more guns,” while others aren’t entirely convinced.

When we reached out to God for clarification he had no comment. He’s actually been pretty unresponsive to most and might be having a mental health crisis of his own. Someone should do a wellness check on him actually.

When we reached out to local politicians the response we got was that it was too soon to talk about it and we are perpetually in a state of grieving so there will never be a correct time to talk about it so it’s probably just best to not talk about it ever and to buy more guns and donate to your local NRA. When asked to pass legislation about it the best Texas could do was pick on trans kids.

Gun’s don’t kill people. God kills people.