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By Nathan Jones

Amid backlash over TikTok Ban Gov. Greg Gianforte assures Montanans that he will hold his phone out to show them fire TikToks. Gianforte claims his gubernatorial privilege allows him to keep his personal access to Tiktok after the ban takes effect.

“This is not about keeping spicy content from you, that is not what this is about.”

-Greg Gianforte

The Montana Governor plans to limit China’s access to your data by reducing the potential sources of data as much as possible through the ban. He will bravely take one for the team and stay on TikTok to monitor the platform but promises anything he comes across that seems even remotely dank, even a tad bit bussin he will hold his phone out for you to see.

“This is one way we can circumvent the data collection and still get to see what’s going on.”

-Greg Gianforte

If you live in Montana now would be the time to start screen recording your favorite TikToks or invest in a good pair of binoculars.