Tasticle

By Nathan Jones

After the recent merger of HBO Max and Discovery formed a new service called Max, Paramount + decided to join the fun and merge with Showtime. This led to a domino effect where Tubi struck a deal with Epix which then signed with Starz. This led to the trio merging with Frndly, which agreed to merge with Sundance Now. After low viewership on Lifetime Movie Club led to a merger with Hotstar the two decided it best to also merge with Disney + and Hulu. Prime Video couldn’t let this go unnoticed and immediately announced their plan to merge with Apple TV. After all of this Pluto stepped in and merged all of the apps together under one app called Cable TV+. Now you can find all of your favorite programs in one place. For 350$ a month you can download the Cable TV+ app and cancel anytime. Left with no other options it’s this or don’t watch TV. Pirating seemingly on the rise.