CMT pulls song by long time lynching advocate Jason Aldean after he ended a performance violently shitting his pants.

By Nathan Jones

Some speculate foul play while others think it was just a huge publicity stunt when Aldean ended his set by projectile diarrhea shitting through his pants. CMT has strongly frowned upon his stance on lynching but after this assault on our senses they immediately pulled all of his music off of the platform.

“I just don’t think it’s right to silence his message about how small towns are okay with lynching people just because he had one little diarrhea shit on stage.”

-Jim

Many people argue his first amendment rights were violated while others point out that freedom of speech does not necessarily cover defecation on this level.

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