Tasticle

By Nathan Jones

Seconds into his speech today a breakdancing circle formed on the house dance floor. Mitch was just about to give kudos when one brave woman got in the middle and started popping and locking for her life. McConnell was rendered speechless at her moves and completely lost his train of thought.

What many thought to be a medical scare has turned out to be protestors breakdancing out of camera view. They did not mic them so what aired on television showed a silent and very concerning shot of McConnell.

We have obtained a shot from behind the scenes taken on an interns phone. This shows the whole picture including the protestor breakdancing to silence Mitch McConnell.