By Nathan Jones
Just a few days after relationship with Travis Kelce goes public Swift and Kelce are calling it off. When contacted for comment Swift’s publicist told our reporters that all will be revealed in upcoming single titled “Offside” scheduled to drop later in the week.
Fans are already tossing theories around stating that his Jersey number 87 should have been a big red flag. 8+7 ≠ 13. Furthermore 8-7≠13. We crunched the numbers for a while and the only way this works is if you divide 87 by 6.69230769231. Also if you do 8 x 7 = 56 + Taylor Swifts Age (33 as of writing) you get 89 which we all know is the year she was born. It’s simple numerology Watson. The writing was on the wall this whole couple of days. There was no way this would work.
Newly single Swift might already be back on the dating scene after apparently being spotted with adult swim star Joe Pera. This relationship already seems “rocky” after Pera apparently regifted her some feldspar that his friend Gene gave him last year. These albums aren’t going to write themselves. Slay girlboss slay!
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