Tasticle

By Tucker Carlson

Nearing completion Abbott’s handlers report he was thrown into a furious outrage when his very particular masturbation routine was interrupted. Ever since the accident he has a very rigid set of requirements that need to be met to reach climax. One of those requirements is a very specific trans incest preggo midget porn video only found on PornHub. A video that was cut off mid scene and left this red state a little blue.

Paxton refuses to budge on his lawsuit because he claims his doesn’t work anymore so it’s no difference to him. He also mentioned when he did partake he was more of a Heavy R guy than pornhub anyways.

“I was more of a scat guy myself.”

Ken Paxton