Category: news
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Tasticle Debate Coverage: Biden Is/Smells Toast
By Nathan Jones Starting off a little scary Biden comes out swinging putting on the ol’ Batman using his inside library voice routine. Frightening really. He came out throwing haymakers but was gassed by question 2. Former President and convicted felon Donald Trump was doing the expected lie routine kinda make it up as you…
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Hawk Tuah Girl’s Identity Finally Officially Revealed And She Isn’t Hailey Welch
By Nathan Jones After much speculation, cyber sleuths have done the unthinkable. The Hawk Tuah girl’s identity has been confirmed to be TV personality Al Roker.
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CANCEL YOUR PLANS ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE!!
NO-HOLDS-BARRED! By Nathan Jones This Thursday Donald Trump and Joe Biden will rematch for the title of President of the United States. Tasticle may or may not live stream exclusive Tasticle coverage when we watch a recording of it later in the night because we are going swimming during the time it airs live. We…
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Adam McKay’s ‘Mama’s Family’ Starring Jon Heder Set To Take Summer Box Office Top Spot
By Nathan Jones In an unexpected announcement Adam McKay revealed his latest project along with some important names and dates. Mama’s Family the movie adaptation of the classic TV show of the same name will reunite Jon Heder, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly along with other familiar faces for a summer blockbuster sure to…
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Adobe Changes User Agreement Banning Alterations Of Unlicensed Images In Photoshop
By Nathan Jones Area man becomes first person to actually read the user agreement that we all just clicked agree to. In doing so he has passed on what he found. Among the things that caught his eye was the fact that you now have to give access to the images you create to Adobe.…
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Australian Billionaire Gina Rinehart Still Unhappy with Second Draft of Portrait
By Nathan Jones After having paid to have original portrait removed, Australian Billionaire Gina Rinehart still unhappy with the new portrait. Artists swear they are trying to most accurately represent her likeness with no Ill intent. Rinehart claims foul play. “Maybe it’s the angle let’s try again.” -Gina Rinehart After multiple drafts the best they…
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Inside Out 3 Will Introduce a New Character, Weltschmerz
By Nathan Jones Have you ever read the news and upon seeing so many negative headlines, you felt a sense of doom and sadness for the world? In Germany, they have a word for this feeling: Weltschmerz. Consisting of the words Welt (world) and Schmerz (pain), the feeling describes exactly that — a pain you feel for the state of the world.…
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Houston rapper responds to Kendrick Lamar’s diss track
By Nathan Jones Now in the sights of one of Houston’s most infamous rappers, Kendrick Lamar is backpedaling lyrics in his Drake diss track, “Euphoria.” In a verse talking about the negative repercussions that could come from the increased use of AI and automation, Lamar made a mistake in his lyrics. While he meant to…
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Firmament Will Be Undergoing Routine Maintenance This Monday, Expect Temporary Darkness; Please Don’t Look
By Nathan Jones Governments across the world have issued reminders that the Firmament will be undergoing routine cleaning this coming Monday. Depending on where you are under the dome you may see partial shadows, some even experiencing complete darkness and total light blockage making it appear as though it was night time during the day.…
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Nickelodeon’s ratings are sky high as people scour old shows to post mildly weird clips
By Nathan Jones After the recent tell all doc featuring Drake Bell and others involved in Nickelodeon shows has set the internet ablaze, it has also reignited views on Nickelodeon. Nick execs were once facing low views as their programming department has just been playing reruns of the big 3 SpongeBob, iCarly and Friends, not…