Category: news
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Donald Trump Scared Straight
By ChatGPT & Nathan Jones The Scared Straight program is a controversial method used in some senior citizen justice systems to deter people in their 70s from engaging in criminal behavior by exposing them to the harsh realities of prison life. One such participant was former President Donald Trump who went through the program and…
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Squand is trending among conspiracy community
By Nathan Jones “Squand it. Squirt it. Squish it. Squand the ultimate underwater sand play adventure.” -Cra Z Art This nostalgic sand play adventure may seem harmless at first but once we started to look deeper we were stunned. Squand might be a little more sinister than you think. What you thought you knew about…
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5 Chinese social media apps we should all switch to if USA bans TikTok just because
By Nathan Jones We have all heard the rumblings going around now that the government wants to ban TikTok because China has been spying on our sweet dance moves. If it comes down to a nationwide TikTok ban we need a contingency plan in place. In a world without TikTok what is Facebook and Instagram…
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ABC to appoint Dana White as commissioner of the 2023 Academy Awards hosted by Joe Rogan. Your Referee for the night will be Herb Dean.
by Nathan Jones After a Knock-Out! victory last year at the Oscars Will Smith came away undefeated, on the outside at least. What is in store for us this year? Major contenders from this latest slate of films will settle the score at the 2023 Oscars. Watch as actors duke it out to see who…
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Hung Jury After Weinstein Presents New Evidence In His Defense to Appellate Court.
by Nathan Jones On his first day in Appellate Court Mr. Weinstein comes out swinging as he submits to the court new evidence that may prove his innocence. Along with multiple newspapers showing that it was indeed cold outside on the nights in question Weinstein also brought forth some undeniable evidence. Mistletoe that was hung…
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Belated Weather Warning
by Nathan Jones Local Weather Backcast If you haven’t been outside in a couple days like us we are here to warn you that it got freaking cold outside. We have been so preoccupied in the writers room that we didn’t realize some kind of crazy cold weather system blew in yesterday and dropped like…
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The North Pole Active Shooter has been apprehended; Santa’s Whereabouts still unknown
by Nathan Jones What started off as a normal winter day soon turned to chaos as news rolled in yesterday of an active shooter at the North Pole. Something we have been accustomed to over the years gripped the nation with headline after headline reporting on the shooting and trying to find Santa’s whereabouts amid…
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Active Shooter Situation Underway at North Pole
by Nathan Jones We have been informed there is an active shooter who has barricaded himself in Santa’s Workshop. It is unknown at this time the exact number of casualties but it does appear there are several hostages held inside at the moment. We have not confirmed the whereabouts of Santa Clause and there are…