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Hawk Tuah Girl’s Identity Finally Officially Revealed And She Isn’t Hailey Welch
By Nathan Jones After much speculation, cyber sleuths have done the unthinkable. The Hawk Tuah girl’s identity has been confirmed to be TV personality Al Roker.
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Adam McKay’s ‘Mama’s Family’ Starring Jon Heder Set To Take Summer Box Office Top Spot
By Nathan Jones In an unexpected announcement Adam McKay revealed his latest project along with some important names and dates. Mama’s Family the movie adaptation of the classic TV show of the same name will reunite Jon Heder, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly along with other familiar faces for a summer blockbuster sure to…
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Houston rapper responds to Kendrick Lamar’s diss track
By Nathan Jones Now in the sights of one of Houston’s most infamous rappers, Kendrick Lamar is backpedaling lyrics in his Drake diss track, “Euphoria.” In a verse talking about the negative repercussions that could come from the increased use of AI and automation, Lamar made a mistake in his lyrics. While he meant to…
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Firmament Will Be Undergoing Routine Maintenance This Monday, Expect Temporary Darkness; Please Don’t Look
By Nathan Jones Governments across the world have issued reminders that the Firmament will be undergoing routine cleaning this coming Monday. Depending on where you are under the dome you may see partial shadows, some even experiencing complete darkness and total light blockage making it appear as though it was night time during the day.…
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Nickelodeon’s ratings are sky high as people scour old shows to post mildly weird clips
By Nathan Jones After the recent tell all doc featuring Drake Bell and others involved in Nickelodeon shows has set the internet ablaze, it has also reignited views on Nickelodeon. Nick execs were once facing low views as their programming department has just been playing reruns of the big 3 SpongeBob, iCarly and Friends, not…
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Odysseus transmits first images from the lunar surface after a successful landing.
By Nathan Jones After a very risky landing and some adjustments and delays to the lander we have finally received 2 photos from Odysseus. The landing site wasn’t ideal and is harder to communicate with than anticipated. Though it isn’t ideal at certain times of day the signal is strong enough to send a few…
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Senate Grills Alexander Graham Bell During Testimony at Online Child Safety Hearing
By Nathan Jones After an intense grilling many tech CEOs of popular social media apps divert blame to the platform itself. The phone. Lindsay Graham delivered a brutal questioning of Alexander Graham Bell asking what he has done to limit the amount of prank calls he receives. “Shouldn’t you be allowed to be sued because…
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Conspiracy Theorist Suggest Michael J. Lindell and Alex Jones are Psyop for the GOP.
By Nathan Jones After publicly expressing opinions that they support GOP candidates and are going to vote for Donald Trump many are now pointing fingers suggesting both Lindell and Jones, two huge TV personalities are psyops in cahoots with the GOP.
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10 year-old Natthew Johnson first person ever to beat Super Mario World
By Nathan Jones 10 year old from Briny Breezes, Florida, Natthew Johnson, has become the first person ever to beat Super Mario World for Super Nintendo. After completing every level, including all of the Special World levels and even Bowser, Natt unlocked a special screen where the color scheme changes on the over-world and many…