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New Epstein File Dump Reveals Captain Feathersword Was A Regular, And The Life Of The Party.
New file dump shocks fans around the world as it is revealed Captain Feathersword of the Wiggles was a regular attendee on the island. Many who were there claim he was there frequently arriving by ship and often the life of the party. Remember his attendance as of now is not proof of wrong doing.
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Trump finally gives in, releases Epstein List
By Nathan Jones The List is finally made public albeit a little redacted.
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DOGE Forces The General To Retire Costing American Tax Payers Wasted Time; Great Low Rates You Can Get Online.
By Nathan Jones The layoffs in Washington rage on as DOGE corners in on a highly controversial department of the United States Government. Under the new Trump administration one thing is clear, not even a five-star General is safe from DOGE cuts. Many argue the General should be respected for his service and not treated…
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Texas Longhorns Win Against Ohio State In Final Seconds!
By Nathan Jones I say they won and you can’t fact check it. They won.
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New Rule Change Ahead Of Fight. Paul Must Shave Beard.
By Nathan Jones According to officials, a last minute change to the rules for tonight’s fight comes as a request from Tyson’s corner. They claim for the fight to be fair Paul must shave his beard. Some claim Paul began growing the beard for this fight specifically. “After slapping him I realized it provides way…
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NFL Makes Zorb Use Optional
By Nathan Jones This season players in the NFL will now be given the option to use Zorbs for added protection. After concerns over increasing number of concussions plagued the sport, the NFL sought to introduce new safety measures. It will start small by allowing it on a voluntary basis. “For now it is optional,…
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Trump Changes Stance On IVF; It Will Now Be Free And Mandatory For All Women
By Nathan Jones After much backlash from the overturning of Roe v Wade, Trump backpedals some of his party’s stances. Many near abortion bans in states also don’t allow for IVF. Trump after speaking with many of his advisors is now for IVF and calling on it to be covered by the government or insurance…
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Dorothy The Dinosaur Passed Up For Australian Olympic Breaking Team
By Nathan Jones Following a flurry of backlash and emotions viral infamous B-Girl Raygun is yet again in the limelight, this time it’s personal. Fellow B-Girl Dorothy the Dinosaur has come forward claiming her routine was stolen and she wasn’t given the chance to tryout to represent Australia at the Olympics. Having trained together for…
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