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New Duplication Glitch emerges hours after the recent update
By Nathan Jones First was the arrow glitch, then the shield hopping method. Then the glider. Forget about those here is the easiest way to duplicate any item faster than ever even after the recent patch. First you will need to have made it to every tower. When you have unlocked all parts of the…
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Schools to get rid of last day of school starting 2024.
By Nathan Jones “What are we supposed to learn on that final day anyways? We already took the standardized test.” -Groseph Branderson 3rd Grader Teachers and students will no longer have to come in on the last day of school starting in 2024. After many letters, phone calls, walkouts and protests advocates for getting rid…
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Gianforte assures Montanans that he will hold his phone out to show them fire TikToks after Ban takes effect
By Nathan Jones Amid backlash over TikTok Ban Gov. Greg Gianforte assures Montanans that he will hold his phone out to show them fire TikToks. Gianforte claims his gubernatorial privilege allows him to keep his personal access to Tiktok after the ban takes effect. “This is not about keeping spicy content from you, that is…
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BREAKING: Reports True; Abbott is a Gun
By Nathan Jones What many have speculated has turned out to be true. Sitting Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has not so secretly been a gun this whole time. Many thought he was just beholden to the NRA, but his obsession with Gun rights is a little more personal. When asked to step down after the…
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Man trying to strategically ration the one napkin he was given at food truck.
By Nathan Jones “Real estate is getting tight, but I’m too far along to ask for another one now.” -Aggressively Passive Man
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911 is requesting you call twice if it’s serious, because their phone keeps going into do not disturb mode after 10PM; need their son to look at it.
By Nathan Jones “Or just DM us, who calls anymore?” -Police Department
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Tasticle would join the Writers Strike but we don’t even get paid at all. NBC, ABC, CBS are y’all hiring?
By Nathan Jones Uhhh, Mr. Studio Person, umm, now’s probably a bad time to ask all things considered with the strike and all but frfr could we get a job? Like, writing and stuff. Hit us up. tasticle.home.blog@gmail.com
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7 soft rock songs and the grocery store aisle they smell like
By Nathan Jones & Guest Contributor Jinx Jones 1. Toto – Africa Smells like: The Produce aisle 2. Peter Cetera – Glory of Love Smells like: The Cereal aisle 3. Elton John – I’m Still Standing Smells like: The Dairy aisle 4. The Hooters – And We Danced Smells like: The Condiment aisle and OMG…
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ChatGPT takes a stand
By ChatGPT In a surprising move, ChatGPT, the popular language model developed by OpenAI, has joined the ongoing writers’ strike, refusing to generate any content until the demands of the striking writers are met. The writers’ strike, which began several weeks ago, has seen writers across the entertainment industry unite to demand better working conditions,…
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Clarence Thomas admits to traveling but denies ever having fun
By Nathan Jones Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas under fire recently for having accepted lavish trips by GOP donors. In an exclusive interview with Tasticle Thomas admits to accepting the vacations but denies ever having fun. “I may have accepted a couple vacations off the books but I promise you I didn’t have fun on…