Tag: abbott
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BREAKING: Reports True; Abbott is a Gun
By Nathan Jones What many have speculated has turned out to be true. Sitting Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has not so secretly been a gun this whole time. Many thought he was just beholden to the NRA, but his obsession with Gun rights is a little more personal. When asked to step down after the…
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Abbott flips over tiny custom lectern and peels out in fit of rage after Prop A is passed in Austin and Prop B is rejected
By Nathan Jones The wheels in Abbott’s head are already spinning in high gear as he thinks of ways to thwart Prop A’s Victory in Austin. Sure he will come up with a way to overturn it as he does with all good things in this state. If you aren’t familiar with the topic Prop…
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Abbott demands Uber change the one star review Daniel Perry received for the ride where he murdered Garrett Foster
By Nathan Jones Upon hearing that Daniel Perry received a one star review for doing nothing more than his patriotic duty of protecting his rider from armed protestors Greg Abbott’s Dictator fantasies kicked into high gear. Pressured by little boy Rittenhouse Abbott had no choice but to go after the ride-share giant. Uber claims that…
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