Tag: Biden
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Poshmark, Facebook Marketplace, Etsy Flooded With Fuck Joe Biden Flags As Dems Switch Gears
By Nathan Jones Sweatshops all over China are in full swing producing new Fuck Kamala Flags as Biden exits the race. GOP is upset about the decision as they have to unload all of the anti-Biden merch on online resale markets. The decision has not had as much impact on Democrats as they haven’t bought…
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Biden On Multiple Call Logs and Flights With Jeffrey Epstein
By Nathan Jones In a shocking turn of events the Biden campaign braces itself for backlash after it is discovered Joe Biden has been a close friend to Jeffery Epstein. Wait a second, did we say Joe Biden? We meant Donald Trump. Bring that same energy how you felt when you thought Joe Biden was…
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Tasticle Debate Coverage: Biden Is/Smells Toast
By Nathan Jones Starting off a little scary Biden comes out swinging putting on the ol’ Batman using his inside library voice routine. Frightening really. He came out throwing haymakers but was gassed by question 2. Former President and convicted felon Donald Trump was doing the expected lie routine kinda make it up as you…
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CANCEL YOUR PLANS ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE!!
NO-HOLDS-BARRED! By Nathan Jones This Thursday Donald Trump and Joe Biden will rematch for the title of President of the United States. Tasticle may or may not live stream exclusive Tasticle coverage when we watch a recording of it later in the night because we are going swimming during the time it airs live. We…
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White House staff speaks out after Commander Biden left off leash to attack staff
By Nathan Jones Joe Biden pressured by his staff to do something about the unruly Commander Biden. Biden suggests to stop showing fear. “Dogs can smell fear, you gotta show that you aren’t scared ya p$@&!” Joe Biden Biden insists commander is just a good boy and would never purposefully harm someone.
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U.S. Debt Limit Agreement Reached with one Stipulation that Biden Stops Checking the Nation’s Credit Score on Credit Karma.
By Nathan Jones “The more you check it the more dings you get! Democrats have destroyed this country’s credit score simply by checking it too many times.” -Kevin McCarthy After talks across the aisle finally came to a tentative agreement, Americans everywhere let out huge sigh of relief knowing the powers that be won’t make…
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