Tag: news
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Trump finally gives in, releases Epstein List
By Nathan Jones The List is finally made public albeit a little redacted.
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Trump Sees China’s 84% Levy and Raises 20 Million% Tariffs Times Infinity.
By Nathan Jones After declaring himself rubber and China to be glue Trump unleashed a nuclear response in recent trade war.
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DOGE Forces The General To Retire Costing American Tax Payers Wasted Time; Great Low Rates You Can Get Online.
By Nathan Jones The layoffs in Washington rage on as DOGE corners in on a highly controversial department of the United States Government. Under the new Trump administration one thing is clear, not even a five-star General is safe from DOGE cuts. Many argue the General should be respected for his service and not treated…
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LA is not on fire. It’s actually perfectly fine. Don’t trust the mainstream news and the lies they are spreading.
By Mark Zuckerberg In yet another blatant attack on facts, the news would have you believe that LA has wildfires going on. This is not real. No need to fact check this. Trust us everything is fine.
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Nintendo Teases Switch 2 In Latest Nintendo News Post On The Switch. Did You Catch It?
By Nathan Jones After seeing the latest Nintendo News post on the switch it is clear that Nintendo is about to announce the Switch successor officially. Teasing us with instructions on how to transfer our data from our current switch to a “new Nintendo Switch system.” What this tells us so far is that the…
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Matt Gaetz Finally Pulls Out
By Nathan Jones Stepping down from the bid for Attorney General Gaetz has left the GOP in shock and those on the left a little relieved. Many left wondering who will fill the role. Most have been so distracted they didn’t even notice this was a picture of Robbie Rotten.
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With Gaetz Out, Hailey Welch Named New Attorney General
By Nathan Jones Stepping down Gaetz leaves an opening for the next Attorney General. Wasting no time the Trump Team quickly responds by nominating overnight internet sensation Hailey Welch for the job. This actually sounds reasonable to us at this point. Go off!
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David Schwimmer Says Turning Down ‘Wild Wild West’ and ‘The Pursuit Of Happyness’ Was Also ‘Hardest Decisions Of My Life’
By Nathan Jones Friends star David Schwimmer said in a recent interview that turning down the roll for Men in Black was a brutal decision. In the full length interview he goes into detail about his regrets turning down other opportunities. “Day and night the studios were begging me to take the lead role in…
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NFL Makes Zorb Use Optional
By Nathan Jones This season players in the NFL will now be given the option to use Zorbs for added protection. After concerns over increasing number of concussions plagued the sport, the NFL sought to introduce new safety measures. It will start small by allowing it on a voluntary basis. “For now it is optional,…
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