Tag: news
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MTV News says goodbye as we all awkwardly ask ourselves “they were still a thing?”
By Nathan Jones It was a very somber day for the 4 people who still kept up with MTV news after the organization was forced to close their doors after Paramount layoffs. Most people forgot they were still active after 2003. “When I first heard the news I was shocked! I could not believe what…
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Chuck Lindell’s Return to MMA
By ChatGPT In a surprising turn of events, former MMA fighter Chuck Lindell has announced his return to the ring after a five-year hiatus. Lindell, who was once considered one of the top fighters in the sport, disappeared from the scene following a devastating loss in his last fight. Rumors circulated that he had retired,…
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The North Pole Active Shooter has been apprehended; Santa’s Whereabouts still unknown
by Nathan Jones What started off as a normal winter day soon turned to chaos as news rolled in yesterday of an active shooter at the North Pole. Something we have been accustomed to over the years gripped the nation with headline after headline reporting on the shooting and trying to find Santa’s whereabouts amid…
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Active Shooter Situation Underway at North Pole
by Nathan Jones We have been informed there is an active shooter who has barricaded himself in Santa’s Workshop. It is unknown at this time the exact number of casualties but it does appear there are several hostages held inside at the moment. We have not confirmed the whereabouts of Santa Clause and there are…