Tag: Santa
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Everyone on the Naughty List for the first time ever. Santa takes the year off early.

By Nathan Jones “You know what you did.” -Santa
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The North Pole Active Shooter has been apprehended; Santa’s Whereabouts still unknown

by Nathan Jones What started off as a normal winter day soon turned to chaos as news rolled in yesterday of an active shooter at the North Pole. Something we have been accustomed to over the years gripped the nation with headline after headline reporting on the shooting and trying to find Santa’s whereabouts amid…
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Active Shooter Situation Underway at North Pole

by Nathan Jones We have been informed there is an active shooter who has barricaded himself in Santa’s Workshop. It is unknown at this time the exact number of casualties but it does appear there are several hostages held inside at the moment. We have not confirmed the whereabouts of Santa Clause and there are…