Tag: trump
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Trump Sees China’s 84% Levy and Raises 20 Million% Tariffs Times Infinity.
By Nathan Jones After declaring himself rubber and China to be glue Trump unleashed a nuclear response in recent trade war.
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DOGE Forces The General To Retire Costing American Tax Payers Wasted Time; Great Low Rates You Can Get Online.
By Nathan Jones The layoffs in Washington rage on as DOGE corners in on a highly controversial department of the United States Government. Under the new Trump administration one thing is clear, not even a five-star General is safe from DOGE cuts. Many argue the General should be respected for his service and not treated…
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Matt Gaetz Finally Pulls Out
By Nathan Jones Stepping down from the bid for Attorney General Gaetz has left the GOP in shock and those on the left a little relieved. Many left wondering who will fill the role. Most have been so distracted they didn’t even notice this was a picture of Robbie Rotten.
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With Gaetz Out, Hailey Welch Named New Attorney General
By Nathan Jones Stepping down Gaetz leaves an opening for the next Attorney General. Wasting no time the Trump Team quickly responds by nominating overnight internet sensation Hailey Welch for the job. This actually sounds reasonable to us at this point. Go off!
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Poshmark, Facebook Marketplace, Etsy Flooded With Fuck Joe Biden Flags As Dems Switch Gears
By Nathan Jones Sweatshops all over China are in full swing producing new Fuck Kamala Flags as Biden exits the race. GOP is upset about the decision as they have to unload all of the anti-Biden merch on online resale markets. The decision has not had as much impact on Democrats as they haven’t bought…
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Biden On Multiple Call Logs and Flights With Jeffrey Epstein
By Nathan Jones In a shocking turn of events the Biden campaign braces itself for backlash after it is discovered Joe Biden has been a close friend to Jeffery Epstein. Wait a second, did we say Joe Biden? We meant Donald Trump. Bring that same energy how you felt when you thought Joe Biden was…
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Tasticle Debate Coverage: Biden Is/Smells Toast
By Nathan Jones Starting off a little scary Biden comes out swinging putting on the ol’ Batman using his inside library voice routine. Frightening really. He came out throwing haymakers but was gassed by question 2. Former President and convicted felon Donald Trump was doing the expected lie routine kinda make it up as you…
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CANCEL YOUR PLANS ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE!!
NO-HOLDS-BARRED! By Nathan Jones This Thursday Donald Trump and Joe Biden will rematch for the title of President of the United States. Tasticle may or may not live stream exclusive Tasticle coverage when we watch a recording of it later in the night because we are going swimming during the time it airs live. We…
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Trump says it’s too early to announce running mate; needs to know more about Ramaswamy’s head game and his whereabouts on 9-11.
By Tucker Carlson As the GOP scrambles to figure out who will be representing their party in 2024 many speculate the winner of the debate, Vivek Ramaswamy might be their best option. Most still aren’t sold on the idea of having someone that looks like him (a young person) in office representing people that look…
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