Tag: trump
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Tasticle Debate Coverage: Biden Is/Smells Toast
By Nathan Jones Starting off a little scary Biden comes out swinging putting on the ol’ Batman using his inside library voice routine. Frightening really. He came out throwing haymakers but was gassed by question 2. Former President and convicted felon Donald Trump was doing the expected lie routine kinda make it up as you…
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CANCEL YOUR PLANS ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE!!
NO-HOLDS-BARRED! By Nathan Jones This Thursday Donald Trump and Joe Biden will rematch for the title of President of the United States. Tasticle may or may not live stream exclusive Tasticle coverage when we watch a recording of it later in the night because we are going swimming during the time it airs live. We…
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Trump says it’s too early to announce running mate; needs to know more about Ramaswamy’s head game and his whereabouts on 9-11.
By Tucker Carlson As the GOP scrambles to figure out who will be representing their party in 2024 many speculate the winner of the debate, Vivek Ramaswamy might be their best option. Most still aren’t sold on the idea of having someone that looks like him (a young person) in office representing people that look…
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Trump supporters everywhere flock to the nearest Coin Star to help with impending legal fees
By Nathan Jones Faced with more indictments than they can count to, MAGA republicans across the nation have started to dig deep into their couches, car cup holders, 5 gallon jugs, their kids piggy banks, college funds and virtually anywhere you can think of to scrounge up whatever they have to donate to the cause.…
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Trump’s peculiar method of eating pudding revealed; DeSantis’ signature 3 in the stink not so bad after all
By Nathan Jones You may have seen the attack ad where Trump’s team viciously attacks Ron DeSantis like a kid caught eating glue on the playground. What’s so bad about eating pudding with your fingers? Coming from a man who stands up and turns around to wipe, eating pudding with your hands is not so…
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Donald Trump Scared Straight
By ChatGPT & Nathan Jones The Scared Straight program is a controversial method used in some senior citizen justice systems to deter people in their 70s from engaging in criminal behavior by exposing them to the harsh realities of prison life. One such participant was former President Donald Trump who went through the program and…